The Offline Brain Cookbook: ADHD-Friendly Recipes for Days Your Brain Won't Cooperate
A no-shame system for feeding yourself when your brain shuts down.
If you melt down at 5pm…
If you stare at the fridge like it’s a crime scene…
If dinner feels like a multi-step puzzle you don’t have the brain for…
This cookbook gives you a way out.
No planning.
No thinking.
No guilt.
Just dinner you can make even when your executive function has left the building.
😵💫 If this feels like you, keep reading:
- You stand in the kitchen completely frozen
- Meal planning makes you want to cry
- You skip meals or order out because deciding is too hard
- You feel guilty about “not cooking like an adult”
- You waste groceries because you can’t decide what to make
- You can’t handle recipes with 14 steps and seven prep bowls
- Your brain shuts down exactly when you need it the most
You're not lazy.
You're not failing.
Your brain is overwhelmed.
This cookbook fixes that.
📘 What’s inside (actual content)
A clean, ADHD-friendly system that removes thinking from dinner.
Inside, you’ll get:
🔹 Level One Meals
For when your brain is offline and you have zero spoons.
PB toast variations, hummus plates, instant soup upgrades, snack plates, deli roll-ups, and more.
🔹 Level Two Meals
For when you can microwave something but that’s all.
Microwave ramen upgrades, burrito bowls, instant mash bowls, steam-bag Caesar, lazy fried rice.
🔹 Level Three Meals
For when you have slightly more energy.
One-pan gnocchi, ten-minute chili, tofu bowls, couscous bowls, sausage scrambles, one-pot pasta.
🔹 Two Weekly Meal Plans
Week 1: The Absolute Barebones Week
Week 2: The Slightly More Energy Week
Both built from recipes in the book.
Zero decision-making required.
🔹 Grocery List Template
Fridge / freezer / shelf-stable
Plus the 10 must-buy items for meltdown weeks.
🔹 Your “Panic-Proof” Dinner Flowchart
Your new panic-proof dinner tool.
Tells you exactly what to eat based on your current brain capacity.
🧠 You’ll learn how to:
- Feed yourself on your worst days
- Remove decision-making from dinner
- Use fallbacks so you always have a backup meal
- Eat without relying on motivation or planning
- Build a weekly rhythm without meal prep hell
- Reduce stress around food completely
- Stop the shame spiral around “not cooking enough”
- Make dinners that don’t trigger overwhelm
- Handle the 5pm crash gracefully
👌 Perfect for you if you want to:
- Stop melting down at dinner time
- Eat consistently without complicated plans
- Avoid takeout guilt spirals
- Have food ready for “I can’t do this” nights
- Waste fewer groceries
- Make simple meals that don’t drain your brain
- Finally have a system that works with ADHD — not against it
⚡ Why this works
1️⃣ It’s simple
No fancy recipes.
No 38-step instructions.
Just meals you can make on autopilot.
2️⃣ It’s built for ADHD physiology
Your 5pm crash isn’t a character flaw — it’s executive function depletion.
This cookbook removes the need for decisions.
3️⃣ It removes the shame
You don’t need willpower.
You need defaults — and this kit gives you a whole system of them.
🔄 Before / After
Before:
❌ Frozen in front of the fridge
❌ Decision paralysis
❌ Skipping meals
❌ Overspending on takeout
❌ Feeling guilty for not being “better at cooking”
After:
✅ Clear plan
✅ Zero-decision meals
✅ Always know what to eat
✅ Panic-proof fallbacks
✅ Dinner that feels doable even on bad days
📎 Format
- PDF (cookbook + extras)
- ADHD-friendly layout
- Mobile-ready
- Instant download
🎉 Price
Today: $19
Cheaper than one takeout order.
Lifetime access.
Free updates.
FAQ
Is this ADHD-friendly?
Yes. Short steps. No clutter. No overwhelm.
How long until it helps?
Most people feel calmer about dinner the same day they get it.
Is this a long book?
No. It’s focused, simple, and designed to be used — not read once and forgotten.
Do I need extra tools?
No. Everything can be made with basic groceries and a microwave.
Will this help if I hate cooking?
Yes. This is built for you.
It’s about feeding yourself, not becoming a chef.